FLEE!!! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Thought it'd be funny, and I helped instigate the creation of Reaper's "Dire Turducken".... so like.... I had to.

There's a lot of small gags hidden in there.

Voted "2nd Best in Show"/"Best Reaper Entry" at ReaperCon 2025 because apparently people have a morbid sense of humor.

Reaper Ron shook his head and muttered "something is WRONG with her" on Reaper Live when observing this entry.